Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Borg Dusti

I have sad news. My "partner in crime" is not longer my "partner in crime." At least not on a daily basis. Borg Dusti has left me. For those of you who didn't know. Dusti and I were coworkers. Her last day was last Friday. I know for a fact she will be happier elsewhere but I also know that I am going to miss her. Borg Dusti, be sure to keep in touch. I am going to do the same.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

The B

Well, I finally showed my wife my blog. I know she is a little strange about online privacy so I'll lovingly call her "The B". I figured since Dusti has a cool name and so does Dusti's playmate I should give my wife one too.

I truly expected "The B" to be totally un interested in the idea of a blog but she seemed delighted when I sent her the link. It makes me happy to know that she wants to know more about the "strange" stuff I do when I am hammering away at the keyboard at my computer. When I got home this afternoon I asked her about the blog. Her response was, "There's not much on there." and "You didn't even post about me?"

I mean what the hell.

First I think she is going to be totally disinterested in the idea and then she is criticizing the lack of posts?? But forward progress none the less.

So there is another post for you. This one a bit more personal than the ones before. So I have killed 3 birds with one post. I posted to satisfy the Borg Dusti and The B. And I have something more personal for brandon.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

I have been Assimilated!

Well it seems as though the masses (or just Dusti) have displayed and acted upon my lack of presence on my blog. I feel like i must explain.

I created this blog some months ago at the behest of Dusti. She wanted me to become more familiar with the Blogsphere (or whatever the hell it is called). I can't say that I really even enjoy writing too much. I majored in computer science in college and spent most of my time figuring out the intricacies of the magical computer. So I didn't spend too much time writting crappy papers and I was okay with that. Given that tid bit you might understand why you don't see more lengthy posts on my blog about all the interworking of the world. If you don't understand...I don't like to write too much. Anyway..

It seems as though my lack of blogging has caused and uproar and I am being taken over. We will call her BorgDusti or 13 of 37. Do not follow this false prophet. She is not me! I shall double my efforts in an attempt to force out this Blog Demon.

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

Friday, May 06, 2005

I wonder if he could even cry?

I'm a big boy. I can take it.....no stop....OUCH!!!!!


Tuesday, May 03, 2005

NOW, draw your weapon!

For some reason, the code I dropped in from the site didn't work. So here is your weapon quiz.


Friday, April 29, 2005

Draw your weapon!

Bastard Sword
You preferred a weapon with 67% power over speed and 21% range over melee.
You use a Bastard Sword.

known as a "hand and a half" blade, the bastard sword is potent and
adaptable. It can be used with one or both hands, and its heft and
power are fearsome in a skilled opponent. You are a fearsome sight when
you draw your great blade, and your opponents run in terror.

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 89% on power
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 14% on range
Link: The What's Your Signature Weapon Test written by inurashii on Ok Cupid

You hear that? TERROR!

Friday, April 22, 2005

calling all hunters!

Well, there is a new fad sweeping the internet. You may or may not have heard about it. It is called Virtual Hunting! And the Father of this fad is the site:


This really goes well with my previous poast about the NRA. Here on this website you can sit at in your plush office and fire a gun from thousands of miles away using a mouse and an internet connection. Feeling a little tense? Sqeeze off a few during lunch at wild boar. You can even get a DVD of your session. If you don't wanna kill animals you can always shoot paper targets then brag to all your friends about your expert markmanship. Soon they will be releasing a new feature that allows you to shoot people. It will star Jean Claude Van Dam as the host too.

I think we should all sign up!